i asked him if he owned a tux and he said no.
really?..., i said, surprised.
why? do you own formal dresses?! ... wait. i bet you do.
of course you do, you're that kind of girl he says, not thinking before the words come out.
what does that mean?! i ask, worried about the reply. does he think i'm some kind of snob who goes to black tie affairs each week?
well, yknow, you're just.... he's at a loss for the right adjective.
tuxworthy?, i offer.
yes! exactly. you're definitely tuxworthy. he smiles.
i'm not sure whether or not i should be offended....